Life of a true sports fan Me: I cant watch this. I can't do it, I'm going to puke
Me: *watches entire game*

Cutest wink ever :D :O

me: how is it possible to have a favorite game
me: how is it possible to have a favorite season
me: how is it possible to have a favorite member
me: what do you mean they're straight
me: say they're 'just a team' one more time
me: no i can insult them as much as i want but you can't
me: wat. its totally normal to cry over teams
me: gay gay gay gay
me: they are the most perfect human beings
me: age doesn't matter
me: i need football tickets
me: why don't they ever come to this country
me: what do you mean you like them too no you're not allowed they're mine
me: cries

Reblog if you’d marry your icon.

Me: can I have your babies?
Footballer: what?
Me: can I have your autograph please?
Footballer: oh sure, I thought you said something else.
Me: what did you think I said?
Footballer: can you have my babies
Me: me, you, tonight, in my bed.

lovelynando:

coisasecoisasemaiscoisas:

Oh God…

This is SO hot….